Robin Williams

Subject: FW: Robin Williams







>You gotta love Robin Williams... Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with
>the perfect plan . what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up
>and repeat this message.
>
>Robin William's plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
>
>I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
>peace. So, here's one plan.
>
>1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
>affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
>Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere"
>again.
>
>2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
>Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
>would
>station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the
>fence.
>
>3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
>leave.
>We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
>gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
>France would welcome them.
>
>4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
>unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
>allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
>here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
>drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
>5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
>they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
>6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
>This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
>require
>a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wi! lderness . The caribou will
>have
>to cope for a while.
>
>7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel! for
>their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
>somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
>up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
>8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
>not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
>cement
>or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or
>given
>to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
>
>9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
>need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
>make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
>10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
>call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
>ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
>
>"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired,
>your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
>'You want a piece of me?'"